Esther - Just Do One

You're a harsh woman Esther;
as a television presenter you were crap
relying on prompts from your producer

You're a cold woman Esther;
with a job title as inaccurate as your stats
and a heart carved from Thatcher stone

I don't care if this doesn't scan Esther
And I don't care if it doesn't rhyme
For the sake of humanity just do one